Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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