i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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