i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I have post one night stand depression
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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