I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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