fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
