great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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