Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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