Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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