so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize