Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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