next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
