I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
