We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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