How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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