Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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