Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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