This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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being pregnant is like rehab
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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