I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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