thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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