she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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