You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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