I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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