Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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