As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
