I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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