oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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