First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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