Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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