you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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