susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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