This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Are we in a gay sports bar?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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