...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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