He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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