Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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