To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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