We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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