so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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