so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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