a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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