he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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