Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I need moral support for this bender
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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