fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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