He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
