he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
