You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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