New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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