What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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