maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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