: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
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he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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