i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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