i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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