I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
