She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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