the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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