Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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