RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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