don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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