and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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